Crooked Addictions

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The day after an all-nighter

Is the pits. You're tired. You don't want to do anything. And yet somehow even after spending countless hours catching up on work by the time you end the day after, you're behind again. Pretty much because in order to get through your day after you need to...

Play Solitaire to stay awake through 5 hours of class.

Drink Red Bull until you think you're going to pass out from heart palpitations.

Pick up the most random mix 'n' match six pack of beer.

Pass out before 1am in order to wake up for the day after the day after that you aren't prepared for because you were too busy dealing with the fact that you had to deal with the day after. (This is my day after, which is why this makes no sense. mmmm random beer that tastes so good.)

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Not Graduating Blues

It's may. Most 2007 high school graduates are enjoying the excitement of graduation, the end of classes and homework, embarking on a new stage of life.

Me? I'm addicted to Solitaire.

I play in hope that the small rush of satisfaction at winning 100 games in a row will hold off the envy of my peers who can function as normal members of society. This is probably one of the many reasons I, myself, am not graduating.

Also, I can't get my self to next The Used on iPod shuffle. It brings me back to high school. You had to really fuck shit up to not graduate the 12th grade. I should know, I tried and failed.